i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee)

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guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

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notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

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So I walk into school and see my principal sitting at his desk staring intently at an iPad

  • me: hi
  • principal:
  • me: mr. p
  • principal:
  • me: how are you today
  • principal:
  • me:
  • principal:
  • me:
  • principal: WHO THINKS IT IS OK TO AIR THREE EPISODES EVERY TWO YEARS AND CALL IT A SEASON

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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misanthropicshenanigans:

iamnotcleveratall:

kissthulu:

part2of3:

okaydrienne:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey this is the same guy that brought his DVDs with him

It’s good to see his mission didn’t get canceled.

Nice

Astronauts are the coolest people!

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achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

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acciowallflowers:

"Yeah, they made a movie about you—it’s actually pretty good."

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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

(Source: quinnelsa)

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sakurasunshine:

FAVORITE POST FAVORITE POST FAVORITE POST

(Source: rebloggy.com)

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sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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